This is the hillarious indie message of the month! By
NoForks featuring
Steam Slicer
Rusted Spoons
DePitcha
Mitxoda (oh!)
Cloud Blood
GODS AMONG US
Sacred Zone
Ash Fault Jungle
Histheory
The Christian Russell Disaster
Tom McElman
Mammas Maiden Studio
Jeff Tucker
The McCaffery Family
The Sanctity Of Crows
AnnimaX
Knightfall Band
AGBAT
Distance From Zero
FB jail pulled us from the “yard” and stuck our pronged utensil hating asses in solitary confinement, so we couldn’t post. But we can now.
Forks are overrated.
NoForks: Knives are cool and can be used as a Steam Slicer.
Spoons rule! Even Rusted Spoons get the job done. Especially when DePitcha is full of alcohol after giving a nice ole’ Mitxoda in the blender. We like to call our cocktail Cloud Blood, because it sounds cool.
There are GODS AMONG US here in this Sacred Zone of Ash Fault Jungle. At least that’s Histheory. A spork’ That could lead to The Christian Russell Disaster. Just ask Tom McElman and he’ll tell ya all about it while taking a gander of artwork from Mammas Maiden Studio with Jeff Tucker & The McCaffery Family.
So please, for The Sanctity Of Crows use a spoon and don’t become an AnnimaX when Knightfall Band is upon us. Oh. AGBAT too! The Distance From Zero to FB jail in 3, 2, 1…
